- "Mommy, why does Colby poop in his diaper? Why doesn't he poop in the toilet? Is he afraid he'll fall in the toilet? What would we do if he fell in?"
- "Mommy, how did God put my ears on my head?"
- "I feel better today. I'm all swelled up!"
- After Colby's sneezing fit: "Mommy, Colby's bless you-ing all over the couch!"
- "I would like to have bunk beds." When asked if he'd take the top bunk or the bottom, he replied, "I'll sleep on the bottom and Colby will sleep on the bottom with me."
- The grocery store we shop at has an older man who gathers the carts in the parking lot and empties the trash cans. He seems like a loner, but his most distinguishing feature is his long white beard. The last couple of times we've seen him, Colby has shouted, "Ho ho ho!" Yes, Colby believes that in the off-season, Santa is employed at Meijer as a cart collector. Thankfully, the man seems somewhat amused by it!
- At the library today, we were waiting for the elevator, and he kept saying, "Alligator! Alligator!" Come to think of it, elevator and alligator do indeed sound similar!
What will these kids come up with next?
