Kids Say the Darnedest Things

• Colby often says "lasterday" instead of yesterday. 

• At Wyatt's Turtleman birthday party, Mommy explained to the kids that they all get to be Turtleman for the day. Colby looked at Ava and said, "Ava, you get to be Neil!" (In case you don't watch "Call of the Wildman" on TV, Turtleman catches wild animals and Neil is his less adventurous assistant.)

• The other day Wyatt asked, "Mommy, why didn't you ever have a job?"

• At the library, Mommy was nursing Jack with the nursing cover on. Wyatt peeked through the top of the cover and noticed that Jack had fallen asleep. He said, "Mommy, Jack's asleep and your boob is hanging out. You'd better put that away."

• Both boys have started singing the COPS theme song, "Bad Boys". (They heard it on a garbage truck video on Youtube.)

• On a recent visit to IKEA, one of the boys looked at a folically challenged shopper and said in a loud voice, "Why doesn't that man have any hair!?"